Thursday, 23 July 2009

Look at this Wizard's box


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Thursday, 9 July 2009

# 14 Johnny Depp

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sex.

We had a really good few days last week driving round the UK in a clapped out tranny (van). First up, Brixton with Southport, our first gig as a 3 piece; we played well, got drunk ate some horrible spare ribs, the usual lark. Me and Charlie decided to stay in the van outside the venue (hear me now Brix-ton) which seemed like a good idea since it was two-million degrees and we'd already witnessed a madman crash his car into a Porsche right by said van.

Anyway, we got back to van and a LARGE black couple were making classic intercourse about ten feet away. "You don't mind if we have some do you boys?" Errrrm, hunting season is now open and our DJ's are fair game! Like polite young chaps, we timidly retired to the van and after a minute of bewilderment, we cracked the window and got an eyeful of mouth to cock relief! Some moments passed and the couple left; her - a rotund Oprah Winfrey, him - Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince Of Bel Air.

After what could be considered a strange sleep, we awoke to perform the usual rock star tasks - buy a Golf Rallye bumper, go to the Imperial War Museum (Matt went to work!).

The Cambridge festival was mint. Matt fell off the stage (please send us video footage!). We aired a new song called 'Number One Song In Heaven' then we drank loads of Old Rosie and made merry with chums.

This weekend we are playing Beefstock (see last post) and I can't bloody wait!.

Next Leeds gig:



MINI WYSAS PROUDLY PRESENTS

SOUTHPORT
On days like these, you like this band / Ex-Snuff see this week's NME!

DOWN & OUTS
Radio Radio Rebels / Punk OK from Liverpool

THE MAGNIFICENT
Pop punk three-piece like early Green Day / Rancid

PROTECTORS
Ex-Pylon / Dugong jangle indie song chords

THE PACKHORSE, FRIDAY JULY 24TH
7.30PM £3

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